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wILL THESE INVENTIONS WORK....?

FOR ME TO MAKE MILLIONS? THIS IS WHAT I HAVE IN MIND... 1. Non stick Cellotape 2. Solar Powered Flash Light 3. A black highlighter pen 4. Glow in the dark sunglasses 5. Inflatable Anchor 6. Smooth Sandpaper 7. Waterproof sponge 8. Waterproof Teabags 9. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators 10. Fireproof Matches 11. Fireproof Cigarettes 12. Battery powered Battery Charger 13. Seatbelts for Motorbikes 14. Hand powered Chainsaw 15. Inflatable Dartboard 16. Silent Alarm Clock 17. A Pedal powered wheelchair 18. Braille Drivers Manual 19. Double sided playing cards 20. Ejector seats for Helicopters I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START, OR WHICH I SHOULD CONTRUCT FIRST. SUGGESTION?

Public Comments

1. I like the Battery powered Battery Charger.
2. haha funny stuff i know this is prbly just a joke but u could make fireproof matches and cigrattes cause that would be so funny cause they wouldnt lite and people would get pissed
3. Start with the Battery powered Battery Charger, that way you can charge the charger, and then bring it along with you, and charge the batteries later....oh wait, that's pointless too. umm Glow in the dark sun....no. Silent alarm clock!!, instead of sound, make it vibrate under your pillow. good luck!
4. You will need to hire a patent attorney who does everything except patents. Be sure to keep track of all of your research and development by writing down all your notes in invisible ink.
5. Well of course, Solar powered flashlight powers in day lights by night Black highlighter pen for magic ink Glow in dark sunglasses would be badass in night or day (and glow in dark material generally needs exposure to sun to work) An anchor which could be pressureized with air could sink i guess You could have a waterproof seal around your tea bag until you wished to use it Whats wrong with a seat belt for a motor bike? hand powered chain saw=regular saw Hard surface on an inflatable dartboard would work My alarm clock "vibrates" and is silent A wheel chair could have pedals for the hands like at those gyms I can see but can also read braille so i want my drivers manual in braille Your playing cards could have two diffrent cards on them and you could play with one side Ejector seat for helicopters could go down or sideways But i doubt your gona make millions :D
6. Usually when I think of inventing something.. I DONT GET ANYTHING IN MIND... But uve got loootts
7. i believe that these could all be made and then put into some sort of a joke shop. my favorites are... *the fireproof matches *fire proof cigarettes (this would be the greatest thing in the world to watch some person really craving a cigarette and then it wouldnt lite up. or someone trying to light a fire or something in the middle of the woods and thats all that they brought with them to light it, those fireproof matches.) *seat belts for motorbikes (we could put all the dumb ass people who drive like they have a monkey up their ass on these bikes, that way if theyre in an accident and they fall off, haha they cant and they will just go spinning with the bike and get serious road rash.) *silent alarm clocks (waking up pisses me off sometimes. so this would be a miracle, just tell people that you never heard yer alarm go off.) *a pedal powered wheelchair (idk why i like this one, its mean....but it made me laugh...a lot.) *braille drivers manual (thats great, because if someone whos blind was able to get a license, maybe they will get stuck behind the people who gave them one and the person who did will die.) *double sided playing cards (pick a card any card...lol.) let me help you think of some more sometime...lol.
8. wow, these sound great. can i preorder 1 Solar Powered Flash Light and 4 boxes of Fireproof Matches? lol hehe
9. the fireproof cigarettes are pretty good... but i'd go with the braille driver's manual
10. Hahaha very funny. What's even funnier, is that people really think you're serious. Lol. "Fireproof cigarettes, braille drivers manual, silent alarm clock...' hahaha
11. I like the fireproof cigarettes, I would give money to watch the look on people's faces while they are trying to light up, candid camera anyone.
12. The firproof cigarettes and the fire proof matches could actually work as gag gifts.
13. lmao......they're all good,you'll be a billionaire in no time.i hope you've taken patents out on each ! inflatable dartboard lmfao.................
14. I like the waterproof sponge for when i'm washing dishes, hehehehe.... or the silent alarm clock! I hate loud noises!
15. LOL haha...very funny! All of these will surely make you millions. I would love to have the silent alarm clock, so mornings won't be so difficult for me anymore :)
16. Haha will you share your millions with me???
17. Genius. Simply genius. Your fireproof cigarettes should be your top priority. Cigarettes have been the cause of numerous fires and the resulting devastation. In addition, they are the #1 cause of a very preventable cancer (lung cancer). With fireproof cigarettes, the cigarettes would be unable to light and thus cause the destruction that they normally would cause. You will be hailed as one of the greatest humanitarians and win many awards/honours. The only problem is getting the tobacco companies to replace all of their current versions with your version. The other 18 are solid as well, but they will not save as many lives. #16 the silent alarm clock must go. Why buy a silent alarm clock when I can make one at home? You would not profit from this!
18. Glow in the dark sunglasses sounds good. I would buy a pair for my nephew, since he wears them even when it's cloudy!!!!
19. Glow in dark is not original,Chel$ki already have jerseys...lol LOL man how did u came up with all those things,i think it's more harder to think of really stupid things that on smart once...lol